On Fast and Furious

“In the first one, Paul Walker was ‘The Fast’ and Vin Diesel was ‘The Furious.’ In the new one, Paul and Vin collaborate. There’s no ‘the’ in the title because ‘the’ separates one thing from the other. When you remove the ‘the,’ it’s not separating them but bringing them together. That’s my theory. I don’t know how I came up with it. This is a serious matter. Don’t laugh. You’re gonna blog this!”

-My 14-year-old brother on the difference between The Fast and the Furious and Fast & Furious